Monday, May 3, 2010

Things That Should Never Have Been Invented

Stretch denim.

I know, I know. You read and see on tv about how jeans with stretch denim are so sexy cause they hug your curves.

But, guess what? They stretch!
They aren't super stretchy like polyester pants. But they have enough, believe me.
You can gain 20 pounds and they stretch to fit.
You lose 20 pounds and they cling to you so your pants don't feel any looser.

You don't realize the pounds are creeping up on you like a bad rash.

And when you lose the weight, you can't even feel good that your pants are loose.

And stretch denim is in. It's everywhere!

I have to go on a major quest to find a pair of jeans that aren't stretchy.

Let's hear it for plain old fashioned denim.

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