Monday, April 18, 2011
Ode to an Outhouse
It's a great outhouse too.
It's a TWO seater!
Just in case you need company to take a dump.
It's stuck right on to the side of my garage.
Not sure why the builder of the house didn't put it right outside the backdoor
so as to not have to go to the garage in the dark.
But, I guess that might be too close to the well.
Possible shitty contamination.
And that wouldn't be good.
Also, the cave is right behind the house.
Not many people can claim to still have their very own outhouse.
What can I say?
It came with the house built in 1914.
We have to keep it, you know.
What if the well goes dry OR we loose electricity and can't flush the toilet?
We gotta go somewhere.
But, than we'd have to clean it out.
As you can see, there is junk piled in front.
I'd show you the two-seats.
But, A- I am too lazy to move the stuff from in front of the door.
B- once I did move that stuff, there is tons of more junk inside.
Awww, and look at the lovely little cut out .
It'd be cooler if it were the crescent shape of a moon, don't you think?