Monday, April 11, 2016

The Informative Internet

You can learn so much from the internet.

You can earn thousands of dollars while you sleep.

You can learn why high fructose corn syrup is bad for you and WORSE than sugar.
You can learn why high fructose corn syrup is the SAME as eating granulated sugar.

You can learn that no matter what, everything is about politics and the Democraps and Republiturds are to blame.
You know the house that burned down last week?
Obama's fault.

You find out many politician seem to resemble a Munster.
From the TV show The Munsters.

Everybody has an awesome mother.
If you have no money, it's your fault.

You learn that SPAM isn't just for supper anymore.


You can learn that the tuft of hair on your duckling is called a crest making it a crested Pekin Duck.

You can learn that there are many bad spellers.

The internet is full of amazing things: Information, misinformation, funny stuff, smart people, and stupid people.

What would we do without it?

11 comments:

  1. Now, I think people would be lost. They would have to actually look in a book

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    1. Birgit, I am one of the weird ones that would actually prefer to look in a book. I have a phone book and a dictionary and a medical book. I even consult actual maps.

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    2. I love maps! I have the full Encyclopedia Brittanica from the early 70's.

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  2. I think we would be lost without it. We have gotten so used to it and all it can do for us.

    betty

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    1. Betty, I know. It does come in handy. I need it to use my Roku. :)

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  3. That and so much more. People would be screwed without the internet now at any shore

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    1. Pat, would you believe that my parents do not have a computer or internet. I offered them my old computer, which Mom said no to. It would probably interfere with their Yahtzee time.

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  4. I'm way too deep in the trenches with my research - like a bloody onion there are too many layers. I think I would be happy for it to crash now and then… anything to take a break.


    Cheers, Jenny
    Pearson Report
    On Twitter

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    1. Jenny, get a cat. They will do things such as climb on your keyboard while you are away and change your setting to airplane mode. No internet, problem solved.

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  5. I'd have no place to put my snark.
    Who am I kidding? I'd probably find a way.

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    1. Al, you'd have time for amateur mic night at the comedy club.

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