Saturday, April 2, 2016

Bout Those Butts

I thought long and hard about what I wanted letter B to be.

Guess what?
Chicken butt!

Yes, I know.
Hysterical.

What is something we all have in common?
We all have butts.

Some people have big butts.
Some people have little butts.
And some people are just gigantic butts that walk around.

For the ladies and gentleman that like to look at men's butts being painted up like Easter eggs, come on over.

There seems to be an abundance of songs about butts.
Type in butt songs on youtube and you can find a butt songs playlist.

Now, for your listening and viewing pleasure:

Samwell- What What (In the butt)


Sir Mix A Lot- Baby Got Back


2 Live Crew- Too Much Booty in the Pants


Foxy Shazam- I Like It


Eddie Murphy- Boogie in Your Butt


Have a great Saturday!

18 comments:

  1. OMG - okay… I laughed my unpainted butt off. But seriously, you have to be one confident dude to let some guy paint your butt, and well, let's just say it would have been a hoot to witness a toot! hahahahhahahaha

    That by far was the best BUTT exposé ever! Happy Sunday to you too Ruth.

    Cheers, Jenny
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    1. Jenny, I just kept thinking how weird it would feel to have my butt painted.

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  2. Who knew there were so many songs about butts :) I wish I had a smaller one myself!

    betty

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    1. Betty, People really seem to like butts. :)

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  3. Too funny!
    My dad always responded to the what question with:
    What, What Chicken butt
    2 bits a pound
    rolled round
    wanna buy some?

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    1. Jeff,Never heard that one before.

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  4. But...but...you don't like big butts and you cannot lie?

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    1. Pat, I'm just going to leave that for Sir Mix A Lot.

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  5. Wow...my post tomorrow is about chicken vaginas! But, isn't tomorrow supposed to be a 'B' post, you ask? Well, yes. But, 'vagina' starts with a 'V' you say. Well, yes, yes it does.
    You'll have to see.
    How's THAT for a tease?

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    1. Jenny thinks I need to do chickens for my C word. We could be posting twins for the day.
      You are such a tease!

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  6. Wow...my post tomorrow is about chicken vaginas! But, isn't tomorrow supposed to be a 'B' post, you ask? Well, yes. But, 'vagina' starts with a 'V' you say. Well, yes, yes it does.
    You'll have to see.
    How's THAT for a tease?

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  7. My brother will say this often much to the annoyance of his daughter. Butts can be of all sizes and shapes, I mean I think the kardishiasses have self inflatables. There must be a tube inserted somewhere( not going to guess) and when they want their butts to look bigger they just blow all their hot air into the hose and voila!...shelf butt

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    1. Birgit, they do have plenty of hot air. And if any one of them are running low, I am sure Kanye can help out.

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  8. This has got to be the best B post ever!

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    1. Thanks, Lisa. I guess I didn't see any other butt posts. :)

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