I hate pants with no pockets.
It's even doubly bad when they stitch the pants to make it look like pockets.
But, no pockets.
What kind of sorry crap is that?
Don't try and trick me with "it's a fashion statement".
You want me to pay for less material.
Why don't you take it a step further and make those pants stretchy?
Stretchy pants with no pockets.
I think they had those back in my mom's day.
They called them polyester stretch pants.
Most of those didn't have pockets either.
I deserve pockets.
I demand pockets!