The One About the Bread

Couldn't think of a good title so I thought I'd follow the "Friends" example and start off with The One About.

Anyway.....
On to the post.

I thought I'd share something about what irritates the crap out of me.
In fact, I gave some serious thought to maybe making it like a weekly segment.
I do have plenty of things I could cover.

Oh, who am I kidding?
I gave it about 30 seconds before I realized that it would never happen.

I am not organized enough to set aside certain days just for a particular topic.
Whatever I write, I just came up with within 5 minutes of writing it and that is just how it be.
OK, some of it I come up with as I write.

You know what I hate?
Bread slices that get all funky.
The loaf isn't squished, but the loaves got all misshapen because when the loaf was carried or sat down the slices shifted and something abnormal seems to have taken place.

Doesn't that look sort of like George Washington's profile on the quarter?

OK, maybe not his.
It could be someone's profile though.

Exactly how does the slice end up that way?
You can't do that with homemade bread.

But, you also can't wad it up into something resembling dough.

That in itself is a bit frightening.