I have been thinking maybe I am a vampire and just don't know it.
OK I don't drink blood or have fangs.
So, that might count me out.
But, I hate bright light.
It actually hurts my eyes.
I could sleep all day and be good with that.
I have trouble sleeping at night.
I love garlic.
But, it's OK for vampires to eat garlic as long as they have been invited into a house.
Have you never watched "The Lost Boys"?
Maybe I am just in a transitional phase.
Maybe I need to go find Blade and get some of his fake blood serum for when the transformation is complete.
But, maybe it really is like "The Lost Boys" and I will stay in the transition phase until I make my first kill.
Since I have no urge to kill people, I guess I am just going to stay this way forever.
I was really hoping to be a sexy vampire.