There it was.
Just lying on the side of the road.
Huge and black.
I could just make the shape out as we were driving down the road.
It was a farm.
A big one that sits right by the highway.
It was just laying(lying?) there waiting to be collected.
Collected by whom, you say?
It's the Bovine Collector.
Come to collect the dead.
I couldn't quite tell from the truck.
I could see no horns
But, from the size, I can only surmise it was a bull.
I guess that's what you do.
You call the bovine collector.
Stick your cow/bull out on the curb
And wah la!
The bovine collector comes with his big ass truck with a thing that reaches down and picks that animal up and tosses it in the back.
Well, I guess it's gotta go somewhere.
I mean, who wants to dig a hole that big to bury the thing?
And you can't leave it outside to rot or for the scavengers- well you can, but the state says that's a no-no.