Bath salts for my bath.
Can I have any?
I don't know.
"Bath salts" are illegal in the state of Iowa.
Bath salts are fine though.
This is all just a little confusing.
They are called the same thing.
But, quotes around the words make them bad.
"Bath salts" are a synthetic drug and are not to be confused with bath salts- which are for putting in your bath.
If you find it in the health and beauty section, you should be good.
But, there is a list of the "bath salts" that aren't really bath salts.
Taken from IA DPS-
"Known street names or product names for the “bath salts” of concern include Black Rob, Maddie, Magic, MDPK, MTV, Super Coke, as well as packaging labeled as “Bath Salts” or “Incense” and including a product name such as Aura, Blue Silk, Bonzai Grow, Charge Plus, Euphoria, Hurricane Charlie, Ivory Wave, Lovey Dovey, Ocean, Pixie Dust, Red Dove, Scarface, Vanilla Sky, White Dove, White Girl, White Lightning."
So, if some employee accidentally places these in the health and beauty section of the store, you need to take this list OR memorize( your preference) it so you don't get arrested for drug possession.
Maybe I will have to figure out how to make my own so I can "effervesce" without fear of consequences.
You don't think they would raid my house, do you?
" I don't know. She's so quiet. Who knew she'd have a "bath salts" lab on her property? Are you sure she wasn't making bath salts?"