I learned something very interesting a couple days ago.
Memory foam mattresses are bad for your sex life.
Sure, you sleep great!
Just forget about getting freaky naughty.
Couples are complaining.
The person on the bottom sinks way down into the mattress.
The person on top gets no traction.
And due to the material heating up, it's a really sweaty mess.
Sales on these beds are still going up.
So, people either don't know about the fun times problem
OR
they'd just rather sleep.
Or maybe their freaky naughty doesn't involve a bed.
That's a thought.
But, now we know the real reason that it's called memory foam.
You buy the foam mattress and all you have are memories of dancing in the sheets.
Hilarious! I hadn't thought of the above mentioned problems before. It kind of reminds of the old waterbeds...
ReplyDeleteNeither did I Kara. The things you learn when reading the news. I didn't even think about the old waterbeds. HA!
DeleteHmmm...good to know.
ReplyDeleteIt is isn't it, Gail?
DeleteI'm so glad you posted this before the hubby & I went shopping for a new bed!! This information is not something you see in TV commercials or can try out in the store!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, they might frown on that a little bit.
DeleteSo, THAT'S why Mrs. Penwasser bought the new mattress.
ReplyDeleteOh, you poor man.
DeleteI THOUGHT that "won't spill a drop of wine" stuff was bullcrap.
DeleteThat Mrs. Penwasser is a sneaky one.
DeleteOh yeah, I can see them lining up for Dr. Drew now. Funny posting for sure :)
ReplyDeleteThat would make for an interesting topic and show!
DeleteI didn't know that but now I do so I know I will not be buying a memory foam.............oh and there is the fact that we can't afford to buy one since hubby wouldn't pay that much money hell the last mattress we got he scored for free off a friend of my dads because when he went shopping for a mattress he was shocked at the prices of them.......................lol
ReplyDeleteI didn't either til a few days ago. I thought it worth sharing.
DeleteThey are terribly expensive.
Thanks for sharing. I won't bother buying the mattress, but only for the fact that the material makes you sweat. I have to wear cotton only for this reason. I sleep on latex, a natural material, and get a very restful sleep.
ReplyDeleteMy husband can never sleep when he is hot either.
Deletehah, hmmmm thats pretty amusing in some ways
ReplyDeleteYes it is, isn't it?
Deleteself note: never buy memory foam
ReplyDeleteThat is what I am thinking, Adam.
DeleteGood to know! I do have a memory foam pillow and LOVE that. Keeps my neck from getting sore or just sleeping cockeyed. Great, funny post!
ReplyDeleteI need new pillows. I wondered how good the memory foam pillows were.
DeleteThanks, Mare.
Wow !That is some research. LOL.
ReplyDeleteWe have something called the "Divan" in India. It is something we rest on during the day. It has a wood base with comforter like bedding on top. It is soft enough to rest, but will never sink in. Some people use that kind of support - - - -specially married couples.
Munir, Support is important at times.
Deletethat bed looked freaking comfortable. I'll take it! Ah sleep--my first love...
ReplyDeleteAhhh Karen. I need my fun times so I think I'll skip it.
DeleteThanks for your insight for your fantastic posting. Sleep on Latex Mattress by Natural Mattress Matters https://www.naturalmattressmatters.com/sleep-on-latex-mattress/
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