Memory foam mattresses are bad for your sex life.
Sure, you sleep great!
Just forget about getting freaky naughty.
Couples are complaining.
The person on the bottom sinks way down into the mattress.
The person on top gets no traction.
And due to the material heating up, it's a really sweaty mess.
Sales on these beds are still going up.
So, people either don't know about the fun times problem
OR
they'd just rather sleep.
Or maybe their freaky naughty doesn't involve a bed.
That's a thought.
But, now we know the real reason that it's called memory foam.
You buy the foam mattress and all you have are memories of dancing in the sheets.
