I thought long and hard about what I wanted letter B to be.
Guess what?
Chicken butt!
Yes, I know.
Hysterical.
What is something we all have in common?
We all have butts.
Some people have big butts.
Some people have little butts.
And some people are just gigantic butts that walk around.
For the ladies and gentleman that like to look at men's butts being painted up like Easter eggs, come on over.
There seems to be an abundance of songs about butts.
Type in butt songs on youtube and you can find a butt songs playlist.
Now, for your listening and viewing pleasure:
Samwell- What What (In the butt)
Sir Mix A Lot- Baby Got Back
2 Live Crew- Too Much Booty in the Pants
Foxy Shazam- I Like It
Eddie Murphy- Boogie in Your Butt
Have a great Saturday!
Saturday, April 2, 2016
Friday, April 1, 2016
Always with the Acronyms
Here I am again. I just kind of leaped into this without a plan.
I am good at that.
I thought my A post should be Ankylosing Spondylitis or A.S.
That is inflammatory arthritis that affects the back as well as hips, knees, heels, etc. And also can damage heart, eyes, and lungs and fusing of back and hips can occur.
But, as I am still in denial, I am writing on another topic.
The beloved ACRONYM.
They are everywhere.
Not so much when I was younger. The military has always liked acronyms, but the general population really didn't use many.
An acronym is a group of the letters that stand for something.
We had BFE- Bumfuck Egypt which means being in the middle of nowhere.
We also had FUBAR- Fucked up beyond all recognition.
The acronym has a life of it's own these days.
Known as geek speak, text talk, or internet slang.
I admit to searching for some of these.
Some I can figure out by context.
Does FTW mean for the win here or fuck the world?
Are you playing soccer or having a bad day?
Maybe if you are Monsanto fucking the world means you are winning?
I kept seeing AF. Had to look that one up.
The band AFI means A Fire Inside, I knew that.
As fuck, really?
Does it seem to you that a lot of these have F as a bad word?
WTF is going on here?
OMG, do you think that is why all the acronyms? So people can say naughty words without saying naughty words?
I just have no words.
I am good at that.
I thought my A post should be Ankylosing Spondylitis or A.S.
That is inflammatory arthritis that affects the back as well as hips, knees, heels, etc. And also can damage heart, eyes, and lungs and fusing of back and hips can occur.
But, as I am still in denial, I am writing on another topic.
The beloved ACRONYM.
They are everywhere.
Not so much when I was younger. The military has always liked acronyms, but the general population really didn't use many.
An acronym is a group of the letters that stand for something.
We had BFE- Bumfuck Egypt which means being in the middle of nowhere.
We also had FUBAR- Fucked up beyond all recognition.
The acronym has a life of it's own these days.
Known as geek speak, text talk, or internet slang.
I admit to searching for some of these.
Some I can figure out by context.
Does FTW mean for the win here or fuck the world?
Are you playing soccer or having a bad day?
Maybe if you are Monsanto fucking the world means you are winning?
I kept seeing AF. Had to look that one up.
The band AFI means A Fire Inside, I knew that.
As fuck, really?
Does it seem to you that a lot of these have F as a bad word?
WTF is going on here?
OMG, do you think that is why all the acronyms? So people can say naughty words without saying naughty words?
I just have no words.
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
The Internet is Trying to Dumb Me Down
But, I am not going to let it win.
Many people have sadly lost the fight.
I will carry on.
I will continue to be appalled at bad grammar and God-awful spelling.
I read a comment on an article~ "They think that we are dum".
I'd really like to think typo, but...
I will continue to read both sides to determine what I believe to be right.
None of this " I won't read it because it doesn't support how I think".
I will not blindly think a meme is true without checking.
See my post about baboons and Congress.
Please don't believe that people can't pay for insurance and have to pay a $2085 fine. This year(2015 tax year) the max is $975 or 2% of income. Next year(2016 tax year) is $2085 or 2.5% of income. If you make enough adjusted gross income to have to pay that amount and can't afford insurance, you need lessons in how to budget.( the point on having to buy it or not is a different matter)
Don't tell me how great Republicans are because they freed the slaves. Lincoln freed the slaves for political reasons.
With the exception of the occasional brain fart, I will check dates to see when something is posted.
That person died 10 years ago and that article about the flu went around 2 years ago. Thanks for letting me know.
If I think something sounds goofy, I will check to see if the site is satirical or not. More and more of them all the time. In the words of Jesse Ventura~ "Stay vigilant".
Why people pass all this stuff around as truth is beyond me.
The internet can be a great resource, but you have to dig for it.
You may learn that angle and angel are two different things.
You may learn that Operation Paperclip was a military activity involving Nazi scientists.
You may learn that you can still carry a disease while being vaccinated for it and give it to someone that has been vaccinated.
There are online dictionaries.
In case you have forgotten 7th grade social studies, learn about Socialism and Communism and Republics and Democracy.
You can learn geek speak.
What do those letters mean?
I will look that sucker up.
Use the internet for good.
Many people have sadly lost the fight.
I will carry on.
I will continue to be appalled at bad grammar and God-awful spelling.
I read a comment on an article~ "They think that we are dum".
I'd really like to think typo, but...
I will continue to read both sides to determine what I believe to be right.
None of this " I won't read it because it doesn't support how I think".
I will not blindly think a meme is true without checking.
See my post about baboons and Congress.
Please don't believe that people can't pay for insurance and have to pay a $2085 fine. This year(2015 tax year) the max is $975 or 2% of income. Next year(2016 tax year) is $2085 or 2.5% of income. If you make enough adjusted gross income to have to pay that amount and can't afford insurance, you need lessons in how to budget.( the point on having to buy it or not is a different matter)
Don't tell me how great Republicans are because they freed the slaves. Lincoln freed the slaves for political reasons.
With the exception of the occasional brain fart, I will check dates to see when something is posted.
That person died 10 years ago and that article about the flu went around 2 years ago. Thanks for letting me know.
If I think something sounds goofy, I will check to see if the site is satirical or not. More and more of them all the time. In the words of Jesse Ventura~ "Stay vigilant".
Why people pass all this stuff around as truth is beyond me.
The internet can be a great resource, but you have to dig for it.
You may learn that angle and angel are two different things.
You may learn that Operation Paperclip was a military activity involving Nazi scientists.
You may learn that you can still carry a disease while being vaccinated for it and give it to someone that has been vaccinated.
There are online dictionaries.
In case you have forgotten 7th grade social studies, learn about Socialism and Communism and Republics and Democracy.
You can learn geek speak.
What do those letters mean?
I will look that sucker up.
Use the internet for good.
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