The United States is electing a new or not so new president today.
Maybe.
There could be recounts.
Maybe even a trip to the Supreme Court.
Remember the famous hanging chad incident of 2000?
Boy, was that fun!
Whether you vote or not, if you are reading this you are in the know.
But, some people may not.
This week's Ten Things Tuesday is why you may not know there is an election today.
1. You are not from around here.
Most people around the world seem to know about the election, but maybe you live on an island or in a cave. It's understandable.
2. You have no phone.
It's not enough to not answer it, because campaigners sometimes leave messages.
3. You don't have TV.
Or, you don't ever turn it on.
4. You don't listen to the radio.
Not as many radio ads as on TV, but they are still on it. That was my last refuge. And than it was gone.
5. You don't ever use the internet.
Believe it or not, I still know people that have never come in contact with the world wide web.
I offered my mom our old computer once and she said she didn't know what she'd do with it. There may be others.
6. You don't check your mail.
Republican, party, Democrat party, Obama campaign, state Republican party , state party candidates, 2 different Romney campaigns, state Democrat party, and than all the PACs and Super PACs all send out mail. How many trees have to die?
7. You take a lot of drugs.
Not just recreational. Could be prescription. Some of those can make you really loopy and you have no clue what the hell is going on.
8. You don't talk to anyone.
I try to stay away from political discussions, but sometimes you are just there minding your own business and BOOM! your FIL blindsides you with political talk. You are left wondering where that came from.
9. You never leave your house.
If you do, you will see all those signs everywhere. Some people have yard signs that are just HUGE.
10. You are an infant.
They can't read yet or understand what they are hearing. Who is running the show is not important as long as they have love, food, and a dry diaper.
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Have a great Tuesday!